Among them was “Prizzis Honor” (honorable mention to “Alive” the true story of the rugby players who eat each other after a plane crash). Anyway I went home and slapped “Prizzis Honor” into the old vcr and found that it was in fact a different movie inside the box. It was called “Skipped Parts” and it sucked harder than a republican in a pay toilet. But it was a deeply perverse film.
It was about a 14 yr old hillbilly boy whose mother is a drunk wastecase living off grandpas hillbilly fortune. She prefers her son call her by her first name and has a cigar box full of photo’s of guys in football uniforms which the boy thinks might be his father. Anyway grandpa ships them out to Wyoming since the boy is a bastard and grandpa is running for the hillbilly senate or something. Well, the hillbilly boy (I’ll call him Billy) and his drunk mother proceed to look down upon the Wyoming folks (how F-ing weird is that??). Billy then gets involved with this wyoming 14 yr old who want to use him to practice having sex for when she gets a real boyfriend. Drunk mom (who has found a drunken white trash wyoming sidekick) assists the boy by telling him how to have sex with the girl. Drunk mom shacks up with an indian. Grandpa disapproves. Billy gets his sex practice partner pregnant (huh….how did that happen?). Drunk mom and sidekick take the girl for an abortion but Lo and Behold the girls MOTHER is there to get an abortion at the moment since she has been banging the football coach. The good people of wyoming shun Billy and his baby momma. Grandpa comes into town to run off the injun but Drunk mom takes a job as a diner waitress so she can keep the injun and the bastard sons bastard baby. They all move into a log cabin together and the movie ends with Billy tending to the bastard child while typing the story as Baby Momma goes to cheerleader practice.
the moral of the story is….WTF???
Anyway, tonight at the library I found the video box for “Skipped Parts” and inside was “Prizzis Honor”
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