disgustingly absurd Minnesota Senate race which he legitimately lost almost 8 months ago and secured himself a position in the annals (yes this is a republican toilet scandal joke) of political infamy as being a douchebag of Bertesque proportions.

I found this on a FreeList.org posting from June of 2008.  Most of you will be bored by this.  I found it interesting because of its completely honest appraisal of those times and people of whom she speaks, circa 1996 through 2000. The Wolfgang Puck reference actually is about Anthony Bourdain, who for a short period infested/inhabited the Room.

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Anyone have any  information  on  if/when and where about  a  Michael Jackson  funeral.    If  there  is  one , and  I  am guessing  there will be , it is  likely  to  be a  doozy of  a  funeral  on a par with,  if  not  outdoing the massive  funeral of  Ronald  Reagan .  

I  looked  a  bit  online  about  it  but   didn’t find  much  conclusive. 

Oh  by  the  way  ,  big  surprize . its  looking  like jackson  was badly  hooked  on  prescription  drugs and  thats what  did   him  in (maybe ,  awaiting  the  toxicology  reports )

allan

Gov. Sanford is unable, it appears, to say:  “I banged her.  It was my decision.  I’ll live with the consequences.”  Yesterday, he compared himself to King David, saying that the King ”fell mightily, fell in very, very significant ways, but then picked up the pieces and built from there.”

A bit of Biblical refresher:  From his rooftop, David saw Bathsheba bathing, figured “Hey, what a babe,” ordered her to be brought to him, banged her, and she got pregnant.  She was married at the time to Uriah, who David sent into battle and specifically directed that he be placed in a spot where he was sure to be killed (and he was).  If there is a Uriah in Argentina, he may have a threat.

On the other hand, ol’ Mark may be a drama queen and unwilling to acknowledge that his dick wanders a bit, not unlike lots of other guys (including me, in the uncertain past.)

Looks like  from  early  reports  Michael Jackson  has  died of  cardiac  arrest ,  again, RIP Mr Jackson

http://www.popeater.com/music/article/michael-jackson-dead-at-50/544453

Another solution  to the   problem  of  gay marirage :

http://video.aol.com/video-detail/manifested-glory-ministries-exorcism-video-full-manifested-glory-gay-exorcism/470501940

Allan

Yes?  Well, yes, I did.  Repeatedly.

Bragging?  No, but the cat’s out of the bag, I banged her, I enjoyed it, and now I have to pay the piper at home.  You play, you pay.  Now can we talk about this budget cycle?

Immoral?  Most people would say so.  My wife certainly does and I’m having to look real hard at the bright side, like the couch in the office that the people have entrusted me with is OK for sleeping.  Also, I’m at work even earlier than normal.  Now, where we are getting the funding for the baby boomer teachers who are retiring under the old defined benefit system continues to be a problem, since the new defined contribution system . . . Huh?  Apologize?  Damn straight I’ve apologized.  I’ll spend the next 30 fucking years apologizing to my wife.  . . . Apologize to the people?  Why?  I didn’t bang her here and I didn’t bang her on company time.  She’s not a subordinate, she is a professional in her own right.  . . .

Of course I’m going to church next Sunday.  Duh.  Look, this whole affair thing wasn’t the smartest move I ever made, and I think I’ve proven that the ol’ Reverend’s advice may not be all that irrelevant.  Now, back to this financial crisis.  It’s related to employment, and I’ve been in contact with the Department of Energy concerning the effect on job retention . . . Others?  Who the hell made you John Wesley?  Tell you what, people, you guys make a list of everybody YOU’VE slept with, then I’ll make you the list for me.  How does THAT sound?  Who’s banging who makes a hell of a story, but tell that to the family that just lost both incomes because of issues that you people are too lazy and too stupid to report.

I lost a little less then $2 million in the Bernie Madoff deal.  Okay, I lost a lot less than $2 million…  a lot, lot, lot, lot less.  Good money management on my part!

Here’s where I start to sing in the key of Nag:

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Remember when the SBC mattered??  Then they inevitably flew apart into a million insane little shards.

LOUISVILLE, Ky.—Revival in the Southern Baptist Convention will lead to a Great Commission Resurgence, SBC President Johnny Hunt asserted in his president’s address to the convention’s annual meeting.

Preaching from 2 Chronicles 7:12-16, Hunt noted revival is needed not only in the convention, but also in “the churches and in the hearts of our leaders, including your president.”

Hunt reported he has been fasting and praying with friends for months. “I want to see the Great Commission rise,” he said, noting that it is imperative for the SBC’s future.

He cited results of a recent study by LifeWay Research that indicates the membership of the SBC will drop from 16 million members to 7 million (actually 8.7 million according to a LifeWay press release).

I guess you can’t argue with that…..a drop of 50% membership certainly qualifies as a grand resurgence if you are a wackjob Republitard.  Right Berto?