Why the fuck do they make q-tips if you’re not supposed to stick them in your ear? Every night, I take a shower and enjoy, really enjoy, digging in my ear for gold with a q-tip. Well the other night, I went a little too deep and said “ouch”, tossed the q-tip and didn’t think much more about the “ouch”. Fast forward to the next morning, blood on the pillow. Lots of blood, well maybe not lots, but you too would be alarmed to see about a teaspoon of blood on your pillow and not know where the hell it was coming from. Well after looking in the mirror, I figured out it was coming from my ear. And it was still bleeding very slightly. I have no idea what I managed to do with that q-tip, but there’s no pain and the bleeding stopped, so I guess that’s a good thing. I still hear fucking fine and was annoyed at the little brat screaming in Borders before. I mean, if your kid is screaming on the top of his lungs at 10pm at night in a bookstore, either shut him up or leave. That’s my q-tip event. So far this week, I got over a cyst in the back of my ear, a cold sore on my lip, a bleeding ear, about 15 bites on my arms from gardening that itch like crazy, and sunburned ears. But if this is a bad week, then life is pretty darn good.

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I woke up Thursday morning around 1:00 am with severe stomach pains.  I tried to ignore it thinking it would get better.  Then, around 7:30 I drove myself to the ER.  Because the pains were in the area of my actual stomach they were looking at my gallbladder and pancreas, and not finding anything wrong.  Then, when they were trying to decide what to do next (because I don’t just turn up at the ER for grins and giggles) someone accidently pressed in the area of my appendix and I gasped.  So, they ordered a CT of my entire abdomen, and short story long, I am one appendix lighter today.  I’m home, but in a lot of pain.  I’ll tell you what – that morphine was a beautiful thing last night.  Too bad they wouldn’t let me take any of it home with me.

Reality TV hit a new low. It’s supposed to be fun & trashy-half scripted; half edited to give you an hour of mindless entertainment. But now we have Jon & Kate Plus 8. You probably heard of them or seen them on the cover of a tabloid lately. They had twins and then a set of six. They turned their life into a reality TV show. What started off as a fun family show turned into something uncomfortable and awkward to watch. You get to see a wife be verbally abusive and non-stop sarcastic to her husband. You get to watch a husband with no backbone sit there and take it- though apparently he’s waking up. And in the middle are 8 adorable children. (I generally dislike kids but these kids are great). But it’s no longer about the children. I could understand going on TV to benefit your children financially. (They supposedly get $75k an episode plus freebies). What I can’t understand is going on TV with your children and allowing your pending divorce to be watched by ten million viewers and recorded for future viewing by your children. (Supposedly he cheated, can’t really blame him, then they say she cheated- one thing is clear- they no longer are a couple and are only living together for the children). It’s like watching a train collision, we’re just waiting at this point. I thought the Bachelor dumping his pick on TV was awkward- but that was absolutely nothing compared to where this TV show is headed. Of course, ratings are at an all time high now compared to when they were one big happy family.  TLC- Monday nights.

A co-worker at my part-time job is getting married in August.  I showed her the pictures I did of Beast/Beastette’s wedding.  So, hopefully, I’ll be doing her wedding.  She just has to check with her parental units about how much they can afford.  I told her for the price I was quoting her it would really only cover my expenses – renting a second camera body for back up, prints/albums.  But, I’m keeping my fingers crossed.

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  was  just  reading  in  one  of  my  nyc  rags that  the  tatto  removal  bussiness is  booming   because  of  the   tight   job  market .   Some  people  with   tats  feel  having  visable tats  puts  them   at a  disadvantage  when  it comes  to   getting  a  job   ( thats probably  likely) so they are   undergoing  laser tat  removal  which  by  the  way  aint cheap,   200 bucks  for a  small  tattoo (per  treatment ) and   apparantly  it takes  about  12 months  of  treatment  for  complete removal .      allan